HOW ANIME ARE YOU?

kittys-domain:

Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)

[/] You come off as sort of aloof to other people. 
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities. 
[x] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 4.5/6


Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[/] You’re very sweet and kind in public. 
[] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise. 
[] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[] Bipolar? 
Total: 1.5/6

Megane (Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses.
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[/] You are always very polite in your speech. 
[/] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[] You take discipline seriously.
[] You have some sort of fetish for something.
Total: 3/6 

Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[] You are always almost overly polite. 
[] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[] You’re an excellent cook. 
[] You are hardly ever angry. 
Total: 0/6

Lolita/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate. 
[] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc… 
[] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc…etc
[] You are considered gullible or naive. 
[x] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you. (I have a few who do that! I’m so short, my friend Draven has to help me reach stuff sometimes… oTL)
Total: 1.5/6

yes this is glasses

What the hell. Tsundere. Why does everyone call me a Tsundere? EVEN THIS QUIZ CALLS ME A TSUNDERE. ;n;

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consulting-soupcan: pantherdancerbodieformanther: spider8rain: shartos: heterosexualchristianamerica: ollie-of-the-east: ea-love: thecriminalandhissharpshooter: floostorm194: chamberofgallifrey: d34th4ndc0tt0nc4ndy: maternalheathen: the-flying-blue-quill: idkitmightbetoovulgar: xainagal: lathrine: mammajulu: hisarmydoctor: superjumper007: aboyandhishat: kalesgo: Blogger/ Army Doctor unicorn. FUCK I KNEW IT! consulting detective FUCK YEAH blogger/army doctor.  I am okay with this.  Consulting detective. Aw Yiss. You are a WIZARD AWW YISS Consulting detective. Ya know, I did notice  that Sherlock and I have similar thought processes. So this isn’t to surprising. Now where is my blogger/army doctor? i did it twice and got supernatural hunter lmao Consulting Detective Blogger/Army Doctor. Okay. TIme Lord. SECOND BEST (first is unicorn) TIME LORD I always knew it. blogger/Army Doctor. Fuck yeah Consulting Criminal. Makes sense with the way I’m feeling right now. CONSULTING DETECTIVE YES but im a consulting criminal momi….;3; DARK LORD AWW YEE It’s nice to know I’m a Wizard. But I’m totally a Time Lord and Pokemon Trainer, too. And a nerd because nerds are cool. test subject can i be a dangerous,mute,lunatic test subject? POKEMON TRAINER!!!!!!! COME TO ME MY BUTTERFREES AND BEEDRILLS,MY BABIES Test Subject. And The Song That Will Play At My Funeral is This Is Aperture. And my palm reading friend said I will have a fucked up life. Um holy shit I dont wanna. Unicorn.  Soup, your fate line has A LOT of breaks in it! I can barely even see it, so that tells me your life is just riding this roller coaster, and suddenly it falls out for no fucking reason and is rushed to the hospital, and it takes four bloody months for it to recover. Or something like that. :D Chiromancy is not something I am very good at, so you can never be sure, even if I do seem so certain about it.

consulting-soupcan:

pantherdancerbodieformanther:

spider8rain:

shartos:

heterosexualchristianamerica:

ollie-of-the-east:

ea-love:

thecriminalandhissharpshooter:

floostorm194:

chamberofgallifrey:

d34th4ndc0tt0nc4ndy:

maternalheathen:

the-flying-blue-quill:

idkitmightbetoovulgar:

xainagal:

lathrine:

mammajulu:

hisarmydoctor:

superjumper007:

aboyandhishat:

kalesgo:

Blogger/ Army Doctor

unicorn. FUCK I KNEW IT!

consulting detective

FUCK YEAH

blogger/army doctor. 

I am okay with this. 

Consulting detective. Aw Yiss.

You are a WIZARD

AWW YISS

Consulting detective.

Ya know, I did notice  that Sherlock and I have similar thought processes. So this isn’t to surprising.

Now where is my blogger/army doctor?

i did it twice and got supernatural hunter lmao

Consulting Detective

Blogger/Army Doctor.

Okay.

TIme Lord.

SECOND BEST (first is unicorn)

TIME LORD I always knew it.

blogger/Army Doctor. Fuck yeah

Consulting Criminal.

Makes sense with the way I’m feeling right now.

CONSULTING DETECTIVE YES

but im a consulting criminal momi….;3;

DARK LORD AWW YEE

It’s nice to know I’m a Wizard.

But I’m totally a Time Lord and Pokemon Trainer, too. And a nerd because nerds are cool.

test subject

can i be a dangerous,mute,lunatic test subject?

POKEMON TRAINER!!!!!!!

COME TO ME MY BUTTERFREES AND BEEDRILLS,MY BABIES

Test Subject.

And The Song That Will Play At My Funeral is This Is Aperture.

And my palm reading friend said I will have a fucked up life.

Um holy shit I dont wanna.

Unicorn. 

Soup, your fate line has A LOT of breaks in it! I can barely even see it, so that tells me your life is just riding this roller coaster, and suddenly it falls out for no fucking reason and is rushed to the hospital, and it takes four bloody months for it to recover.

Or something like that.

:D Chiromancy is not something I am very good at, so you can never be sure, even if I do seem so certain about it.

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planetariums:

please excuse all my stinky .gifs lately  (◕n◕✿) 

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bluest-of-jayys: I’m sorry but this is probably the best line ever. oh my god guys help i always keep saying my favourite character is terezi like she’s the best and i love her and all but karkat jesus i’m starting to love him more damn it

bluest-of-jayys:

I’m sorry but this is probably the best line ever.

oh my god guys help

i always keep saying my favourite character is terezi

like

she’s the best

and i love her and all

but karkat

jesus i’m starting to love him more

damn it

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Babby broo.

a-harmful-harlequin:

colouredmilk:

kittys-domain:

My baby bro was born at 7:08.

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

HOLY FREAKING CHEESE

WHAT’S HIS NAME

IS HE CUTE

CAN I KEEP HIM

I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND SOPHIA AND DAREK AND JENN AND I JUST

I’M DYING

IF YOU SAW MY STUPID GRIN RIGHT NOW YOU WOULD DIE LAUGHING OH MY GOD

<3<3<3

His name is Ryder :3

fhgbjkjlmj

OH MY GOD

<3

SO CUTE I JUST CAN’T

I’M DYING

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guys. I just spent the last two hours looking up homestuck gifs

broadwaykarkat:

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mindoferror:

YOURE ALL MOTHER FUCKING WELCOME.

DAMN GUH

HOPE Y’ALL DON’T MIND ME JOINING THE GIF PARTY.

*contributes*

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i need this on my blog

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crucio-sweetcrucio:

Adele vs. Britney - Toxic in the Deep

I don’t even like Adele (because radio killed her) but WHAT

DOWNLOAD LINK IN CASE ANYONE ELSE WANTS THIS AMAZING BEAUTIFUL THING

You have to admit, this is great. I don’t even like either of them but wow.

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colouredmilk: [ cloud overview ][ get your own cloud ]This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Dec 2011 and Feb 2012 containing my top 20 used words.Top 1 blogs I reblogged the most: Oh my god. This is the shit I say guys, look at this.

colouredmilk:

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This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Dec 2011 and Feb 2012 containing my top 20 used words.

Top 1 blogs I reblogged the most:

Oh my god. This is the shit I say guys, look at this.

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Here’s a little something just for fun! Why yes, I am gunning for this role. She’s one of my favorite characters.

Lyrics are based on this post here.

I voiced Her Imperious Condescension and Broadway Jake voiced Dirk. Confused yet? Good <3

——-

CONDESCE 
Well, well, well, what have we here? 
The Prince of Heart, huh? 
Oh, I’m really scared 
So you’re the human who’s woken up on Derse, ha, ha, ha 
You’re joking, you’re joking 
Let me see your eyes 
You’re joking me, you must be 
This can’t be the right guy 
He’s anime, he’s yaoi 
I don’t know which is worse 
I guess I’ll have to knock him off 
His highest, princely horse 

When the new Black Queen says 
You’re going to fail your mission 
You should pay attention now 
‘Cause I’m the Condescension
And if you aren’t bowing
There’s something very wrong 
Because I won’t let you get away
Once you’ve heard the Condesce song, 

Obey 

JACK NOIR 
Obey

CONDESCE
Obey

DRACONIAN DIGNITARY 
Obey

CONDESCE
Obey 

DRACONIAN DIGNITARY 
Obey the Condescension

CONDESCE
Well if I’m feeling crafty 
And I’ve found that you’re awake 
I might just bake a special batch 
Of alpha children cake
And don’t you know the dreamer 
That makes the whole thing work? 
A Crocker cake is not complete without a little Dirk 

DRACONIAN DIGNITARY 
Obey 

CONDESCE
Oh, yes 

JACK NOIR
Obey

CONDESCE
Ohhh 

JACK NOIR
Obey  

CONDESCE 
Oh, yes, I’m the Condescension  

DIRK
You like to think you're the mastermind?
Well /I'm/ alive so /you're/ behind.
Ya can't restrain the Strider bane,
Cuz news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain.

CONDESCE
You’re joking, you’re joking 
I can’t believe this boy 
Lord English, are you hearing this? 
This nonsensical ploy 
It’s pathetic, it’s tiring 
Your blood is just so low 
So now, I think it's about time 
That I turn you into dough 

DIRK 
Every human has this blood color...

CONDESCE
I guess that means you all should die then. Ha ha.

Ohhhhhh 

On 2x3 prong day 
The whole world’s fate was sealed  
Because I’m a mean Dersite Queen
And I change the playing field
It’s much more fun, I must confess 
When the advantage becomes all mine 
I’ll take you all out, one by one 
And this game’ll turn out fine  

DIRK 
Just abandon your goals
Oh Queen of Trolls
You're on the shit list of the destroyer of souls

CONDESCE
Oh, human, you’re something 
The facade that you present 
Only shows that you just do not know 
Who you are up against
It’s worse than you imagine 
You haven’t got a prayer 
How do you expect to outrun him 
When he is already there?

Ha ha ha
Good luck~

DIRK
Suck my dirk... 

EDIT:
FUCK MY LIFE I SPELLED CONDESCENSION WRONG IN THE ORIGINAL POST FUCK FUCK FUCK

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